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pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
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v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  


i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.
Doctor Who (Love and Monsters)

unicornpoop95:

And my personal favorite: 

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

graylees:

laughbitches:

clannyphantom:

how was everyone’s easter???

i fucked an egg

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Her Majesty the Queen aka one time bond girl, sass queen, and a total bamf

I have so much of you in my heart.
John Keats (via bohemianspirit)