Install this theme

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

see-but-do-not-observe:

Two bullets were fired in His Last Vow.

The first one for very selfish reasons, the second one for quite the opposite.

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

Energybending

chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

its-arrested-development:

Arrested Development
1.01 - Pilot

So we’re a disappointing family. We’re an incredibly disappointing family.

bootybite:

the only birth control you’ll ever need
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freshest-tittymilk:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes


Good.

freshest-tittymilk:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

Good.